gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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