i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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