R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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