sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
We smell like vodka and hangover
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