i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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