I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
