Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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