I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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