So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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