Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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