Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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