Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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