we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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