she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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