what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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