so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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