i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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