We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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