A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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