When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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