He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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