I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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