it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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