ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I don't think brook has ever known best
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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