wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
