I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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