Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
This is my gift to your gina
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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