Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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