Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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