I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
How naked do you want me to be?
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