I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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