And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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