What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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