1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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