I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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