Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
