i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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