That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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thats some superbad shit
Some people have party thrust upon them, others are born for it.
respect
I remember high school. Well, parts of it.
This is a repost of a text from forever ago... At least be fucking original.
His last name stifler?
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