How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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