I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
