it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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