But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
