Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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