Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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