ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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