if i can run in heels then i can drive
I showed him my bush... on skype.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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