Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
