YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hippo gnu deer
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize