They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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