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(201): View more from New Jersey

i only shaved half my leg

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on purpose

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(416): View more from Toronto

Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.

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(207): View more from Maine

So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...

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(763): View more from Minnesota

After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..

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(925): View more from California

I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.

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