is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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