Having a random hookup so left but love u
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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