The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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