The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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