if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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