plz talk dirty to me
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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