You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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