Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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