You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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